Sure, the soap is antibacterial, but we can’t stop now! The grass in the yard is not antibacterial. Bacteria live deep underground and high in the air; if we’re to stay clean, the whole planet must be made antibacterial. We can’t let them beat us!
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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