reporter: Critics are saying that the Afghan war documents
largely support official views of the war. What’s the point of a
leak if it doesn’t upset the apple cart?
Wikileaks: At least you know. And we’re pleased with the
results.
reporter: What results do you see?
Wikileaks: Donations are way up. We can continue to bring
you documents that the authors want to hide but the world needs
to see.
reporter: Any sneak previews?
Wikileaks: Next week we’ll be releasing the diary of a
teen girl who does not want to sail around the world.
reporter: Don’t you watch the news? All young girls want
to set a circumnavigation record.
Wikileaks: We’ll be releasing a secret document that says
otherwise.
reporter: [to the audience] Has Wikileaks gone off the
deep end? Tune in next time!
Wikileaks: She likes ponies.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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