11 July 2010 - consolation quiz

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There is no consolation prize, but

A. I don’t care. Consolation is for losers.
B. I already have a game console anyway.
C. If the gods are impressed, maybe you’ll be made into a constellation prize.
D. Your kids may outlive you.

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