23 June 2010 - birth waiver

I, the Undersigned Unborn, with this Waiver of Liability do realize and accept that life involves risks including, but not limited to, risk of death, bodily injury, property damage, and incomprehensible legal requirements, but I want to be born anyway. I hereby release, waive, discharge, and hold harmless my parents, doctors, society, and any higher powers, and their affiliates, trustees, officers, agents and other codependents from claims, costs, and seventeen other kinds of bad stuff detailed in Appendix C.

________ (sign here or you’re not getting out)