24 May 2010 - Dear Dear Leader

Dear Dear Leader,
You sure showed them lazy Southerners in their cushy yachts, didn’t you? Though of course any claim of North Korean involvement is purely scurrilous warmongering, hah hah. Still and all, I’m kind of wondering when we’ll get on with the sea of fire business, you know? All these 150-Day Struggles on the collective farm really take a toll, since I can’t keep up the garden. Let’s go take theirs, like you always said.

Sincerely, Sincerely Yours