Oil and water don’t mix. Everybody knows that, right? But oil and vinegar make vinaigrette, with myriad culinary uses. Now do you know what to do in the Gulf of Mexico? But let’s not trivialize the problem; crude salad dressing would be weak sauce. No, the correct solution is for Google to “accidentally” collect the oil on its regular sweeps.
“Weaksauce” is funny slang. And perhaps instead of “solution” I should have said “emulsion”....
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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