13 May 2010 - daily reincarnation

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Remember, It’s Scientifically Proven

If you wake up as a new person, isn’t that like dying? Of course sleep is a lot like dying because so many unlikely beliefs are attached to it, but one proven conclusion is that sleep adjusts your memories, so you do always wake up partly different. On a larger scale, this explains overborrowing (some stranger has to pay it back) and sleep deprivation (please let me live just a little longer!). In other words, daily reincarnation is the ultimate cause of the financial crisis and the big oil spill.

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