SNSD: So like everyone should listen to our new single
“Stuck in the New World”.
interviewer: Can you tell us a little about it?
SNSD: It’s about like the—the keyness, the like real
need we have for you know TV and video games and how we
can’t be distracted by like ships blowing up and stuff.
interviewer: Do I hear a reference to current events?
SNSD: Whatever!
interviewer: I see... our very success as a modern
society restricts our options in realpolitik. That’s a
remarkable new direction for your group.
SNSD: Yeah cause like irony is so totally cool and all!
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