7 April 2010 - shale gas

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A Moral Experiment

Hello, my name is shale gas, and I’m here to change your world with one simple promise. I’m so happy that I’m finally exploitable! And I promise that, as long as you want fossil fuel, I will be there. You can trust me, because by the time I’m all burned up, the global warming I cause will make the Earth uninhabitable.

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