27 March 2010 - 2400 page law

Dear U.S. Congress,
Do not be discouraged by your weakness in passing a 2,400 page health care reform law. The Mixed-Up Law of Unintended Consequences states that if your intentions are confused enough, any consequence can be passed off as unintentional. Or intentional, it doesn’t matter. So don’t be discouraged that a few people have already read the entire law. When corporations have reacted and courts have reinterpreted, your ineffability will be restored.