9 March 2010 - sandwiches

I’m sure most of us have hung out over hors d’oeuvre with the discomforting feeling of your head separating from your neck as the guillotine blade passes through. Execution cuts to the quick. But a painless way exists to minimize such disconnects; merely stick to undertakings that nobody notices. That’s why I’m promoting superior mechanical design for sandwiches. If I win, food will hang together, and if I lose, people will shrug it off like a loose bit of onion.