7 March 2010 - alarm small children

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2010 : 7 March 2010

How to Alarm Small Children

Q. Why does the sun shine?
A. I don’t know! It was like that when I found it! It’s not my fault!

How to Placate an Electorate

Q. How does the finance industry work?
A. I don’t know! It was like that when I found it! It’s not my fault!

clue:

Yesterday’s Whale is about the goal. Today’s is about the result.