1 March 2010 - zombie apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse is upon us, spearheaded by the Russian Business Network and the government of the People’s Nonpublic of China, but happily we’ve avoided panic. Why worry when we’re doomed anyway? Climate change is another example—you have to figure, if the species can’t organize itself to tackle any real problems, then mindless shambling is all we’re good for.