23 January 2010 - opposable quiz

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Choose Your Opposing Viewpoint

Tape your thumbs down and live by your fingers. Now, those of you who starve to death may keep your opinions to yourselves, but for the rest I have a question: Can you get by? Sure, strangling your arch-enemy is a little awkward, but did anything essential become impossible? Of course not! The opposable thumb is only an optimization, not a prerequisite. What actually enables technological society is the:

A. Posable tongue.
B. Composable sum.
C. Opposable philosophy.

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