24 November 2009 - depression

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Killing All the Birds with One Stone

1. Depressed people make more mistakes.
2. Therefore they should not be allowed to do anything dangerous, like drive.
3A. That is so depressing that anyone susceptible will never be heard from again.
3B. Survivors won’t admit depression and doctors who care won’t diagnose it.
4. Rejoice! The world will be utterly happy.

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