15 July 2009 - warning messages

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WARNING! Product may be hot after cooking, stupid after dumbing down, and distant after throwing.

CAUTION! To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies, small children, and outer space.

DANGER! Product warning messages may be simultaneously excessive and insufficient.

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