31 May 2009 - creative bankruptcy

Hollywood is negotiating with the Obama administration for a federally-managed declaration of creative bankruptcy, revealed official leakers today. Studio insider code name Code Name explains, “Our plot recyclers and theme standardizers are working as well as ever, but the executive branch is hogging all the creativity. Nobody’s printing more, and we can’t keep up.” The trusted administration source Trusted Source adds, “Yep, this really is where it’s at. By the way, do you have any suggestions?”