13 May 2009 - how many keys

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The Key Scale

The janitor carries a huge bunch of keys, one for each door. The facilities manager gets the same access with a few master keys. The big boss travels with an escort and doesn’t need any keys. Conclusion: They’re not following me suspiciously, they’re admiring me. I am just as important as the big boss.

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