A. A logical graduated response under the three-strikes
principle. Let’s see if we get a hit this time.
B. It’s magical, like a to-do list—the more you cross
off, the more is left.
C. “We suffer most, not when the White House is a peaceful dormitory,
but when it is a jitney Mars Hill.” — H.L. Mencken
D. Too much duct tape, not enough baling wire.
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