26 January 2009 - wealth dependency

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Cure your wealth dependency! In these economically pinched times, needing money can leave you in a pinch. Fortunately, a simple one-step program of giving all your possessions to charity will leave you straitened and narrow. The bank withdrawal pains may be severe, but think of it this way: Charity is like a methadone clinic to wean others off.

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