First there was the shoe bomber, making us remove our shoes to fly. Now there’s a shoe thrower. Soon we’ll all be taking a leaf from Japan’s book and removing our shoes at the door of every public building, but instead of leaving them there, machinery will carry them underground to a bomb-proof vault. That will stop the bad guys cold!
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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