Design your own commercial snack food! Can you beat Nabisco at their own game? Instructions: Combine any or all of the following ingredients, making sure to include at least one from each column.
- ashes - corn syrup - maltodextrin - dirt - salt - thiamine mononitrate - modified food starch - monosodium glutamate - turmeric oleoresin - vegetable byproducts - “natural flavors” - phosphotungsten iodamide (for premium brands)
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