9 September 2007 - snack food

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Design your own commercial snack food! Can you beat Nabisco at their own game? Instructions: Combine any or all of the following ingredients, making sure to include at least one from each column.

- ashes                 - corn syrup            - maltodextrin
- dirt                  - salt                  - thiamine mononitrate
- modified food starch  - monosodium glutamate  - turmeric oleoresin
- vegetable byproducts  - “natural flavors”     - phosphotungsten iodamide
  (for premium brands)

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