23 December 2006 - HNVR72

reporter: What’s your name?
just-landed space alien: HNVR72 of Region 110011.
reporter: Mr. Hannover, we need to know how to treat your culture with respect. What solstice holiday do you celebrate on your planet?
HNVR72: I am not from a planet. The question does not make sense.
reporter: That won’t do. Clearly you must celebrate Alienica. What quaint customs do you prefer?
HNVR72: HNVR72 to mothership. The indigenes are insane. Request pickup.