18 July 2006 - health and safety

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“Hezbollah will be prosecuted relentlessly for its crimes of murder,” announced Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert today. “Individual Hezbollah fighters honestly believe they are doing the right thing, therefore the organization as a whole will be tried for breaches of the Health and Safety Act. It will do them no good to retreat to the tunnels of the Big Dig, which will only fall on their heads.”

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