12 April 2006 - Berlusconi quiz

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Silvio Berlusconi narrowly lost the election in Italy. What does it mean?

A. South Korea’s Roh Moo Hyun moves up to become the second-worst elected leader in the free world.
B. Meh. Depends on how many times they recount.
C. It’s big. Italy kicks Sicily a lot harder than Florida kicks Cuba.

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