14 October 2005 - intelligent design 3

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Religion is losing ground to science. They could burn Giordano Bruno, but now they have trouble disguising four paragraphs to sneak them into a curriculum. And no wonder, these Intelligent Designers are attacking science at a strong point; virtually every scientist admires Darwin. Stupid Intelligent Designers! If they really want to undermine the basis of technological civilization, they must strike where science has no answers. They should be asking about the origin of life, the cause of irrational belief, and why committees are so incompetent.

clue:

There’s a trial in Dover, Pennsylvania over the school board’s decision to add a short crypto-religious announcement to science class.

“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made school boards.” — Mark Twain

give me a clue so sweet and true

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