1 September 2005 - live in bunkers

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Unstable Buildings and Civilizations

Well, that tears it, houses are no good. From now on, people who want to stay put should live in bunkers, and the rest should live in tents. And this fragile infrastructure stuff, telephones and gas stations? It’s all got to go. We’ll all be safer, it’ll be like Survivor without the cameras.

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