4 June 2005 - Deep Throat

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With Deep Throat revealed, surely it is only a matter of time before Jimmy Hoffa is located and the secret of hyperspace is uncovered—because all sources agree that the more we know, the easier it is to learn more. The very last thing we’ll discover is how foolish we were for wanting to know.

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