22 December 2004 - Karl Rove

parent: I hope you’ve all been good little boys and girls. You’d better not be bad, or Karl Rove will get you!
kids: Eeeeeeee!
black sheep: Who’s Karl Rove?
parent: Only the nastiest, dirtiest, viciousest, bottom-dwellingest mudslinger ever to breath the fire of the Mid-Atlantic Rift, that’s who. Why, he’d sooner tear your reputation limb from limb than look at you.
black sheep: That’s just rumors.
parent: Facts don’t matter, my dear. Rumors are what matter.