13 December 2004 - trick the stupid

Viktor Yushchenko was poisoned with dioxin, no doubt on the theory that since this was the first case of acute dioxin poisoning seen by Western medicine it would go unrecognized. North Korea mixed the ashes of several people and called them the remains of a kidnapped Japanese, underestimating the power of DNA testing. Science is getting sharp nowadays. So remember, if you’re going to trick people, only trick the stupid—be a spammer.