I’m slow, but I learn. Marion Barry re-elected, Arnold Schwarzenegger elected, and now the FBI-investigated mayor of Philadelphia has rising numbers in the polls. If you are trouble, then the government is against you, therefore you must be for the people, therefore you should run the government, QED. I am only distressed that Silvio Berlusconi beat me to the realization.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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