25 September 2003 - Do Not Call

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telemarketers’ reasoning: If we try enough arguments with enough courts, eventually one of the one will buy one of the other.

court’s reasoning: Congress went to a lot of trouble to explicitly authorize the Do Not Call list. And this is politics. Unquestionably the list is unauthorized.

consumer’s reasoning: How do I get to be the one who’s paid off?

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