Ice cream makes a fine dinner, but it is best to follow it with a more nutritious dessert, such as blueberry cheesecake. Likewise, a fine house may ease your hunger for knickknacks, but only if the house is in the path of a major hurricane will your true inner needs be satisfied.
the Daily Whale
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