7 August 2003 - spam quiz

What did I do wrong to live on a planet where the inhabitants are so dumb that spammers make money?

A. Earthlings must have been mass murderers in their previous lives.
B. Then why aren’t you a spammer?
C. Do you know a better planet, bright spark?
D. It’s not your fault. You were sucked in by the gravity of all the other losers.