27 July 2003 - 10 Downing Street

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Where Is Lara Croft When We Need Her?

Two arms of the same mighty entity are locked in a titanic thumb-wrestling match to control the world’s closet skeletons. On the one side, behind an infamous black door, a cabal of sinister figures plot to seize the reins of information flow. On the other, funded from the same treasury, Auntie Beeb’s ruthless gang strives to upset the apple cart—using all necessary means. Only one man has the power to free the truth from the hideous grasp of the violent combatants, and he’s awfully mild-mannered. David Kelly stars in “Number Ten Downing Street.”

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