16 January 2003 - Bovine Altitude Control

1. The “BAC” label on the large metal boxes that I often see next to buildings does not stand for Big Air Conditioner, but for Bovine Altitude Control. It’s when one of those failed that the cow jumped over the moon.

2. Ezekiel’s wheels were a hamster wheel inside a hamster ball. That’s why it’s so hard to get anywhere.