4 January 2003 - I’m a clone
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Don’t tell the Raelians, but I am a clone myself. Time-travelling
alien scientists cloned me from Aristophanes, and left me this
blood sample from Aristophanes to prove it with a DNA test.
clue:
Clonaid, an organization started by the Raelian sect which
believes that space aliens created humanity through cloning,
claims to have cloned humans. To the surprise of hoax lovers
nowhere, the promised DNA proof of this has been “delayed”.
take oh take this clue away
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