9 December 2002 - space alien quiz

Where are the space aliens?

A. All life is on Earth, the center of the universe. MWAHAHAHA!
B. They love us, but they don’t want to risk our friendship by admitting their existence.
C. There’s a sign on Pluto saying “WILD ANIMALS DO NOT FEED”.
D. On Jerry Springer, duh.
E. Who do you think runs your country?