A. Dude, I’m trying to be ironic here. Don’t, like,
harsh on my vibes, ’kay?
B. “Mommy mommy look! The nice man gave me mu... mu...
nice stuff!” “Munitions, dear.”
C. It is a far, far better place I go to than
I have ever ruled.
D. No, the escape plan is not quite finalized.
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