19 November 2002 - Saddam Hussein quiz

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What message was Saddam Hussein really sending by accepting the UN arms inspection resolution?

A. Dude, I’m trying to be ironic here. Don’t, like, harsh on my vibes, ’kay?
B. “Mommy mommy look! The nice man gave me mu... mu... nice stuff!” “Munitions, dear.”
C. It is a far, far better place I go to than I have ever ruled.
D. No, the escape plan is not quite finalized.

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