2 August 2002 - November 18

“The geopolitical scene has changed much over the last quarter century,” announced an anonymous communique from November 17 today. “Both the fall of the Soviet Union and other bastions of insufficient leftism and the increase of capitalist-militarist influences threaten to undermine the basis of honest communist terrorism. Although November 17 is organized in concentric circles like a target and can withstand hits at the center, changing times dictate updated methodology. Therefore, effective immediately, November 17 will be known as November 18.”