16 June 2002 - China and North Korea

slow thinker: What is it with these intrusions into diplomatic consulates? Why does China want to keep North Koreans from getting out?
Chinese diplomat: Such a defensive action, a justified—
slow thinker: A gross violation of international law. I don’t understand how that can help China.
Chinese diplomat: Ahem. A justified deviation from international norms that serves to protect and enhance the security not only of China, but...
slow thinker: But it angers so many countries, especially when you keep lying like crazy about it.
Chinese diplomat: ... but of the entire globe.... What was I saying, again?
slow thinker: Don’t let me interrupt.
Chinese diplomat: Ah. By upholding the authority of all governments, China thus contains the explosive problem of emigration, preventing its spread to other nations.
slow thinker: So you mean....
Chinese diplomat: It’s a humanitarian exercise. If the Chinese started leaving, the world would be swamped!