16 May 2002 - publicist

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Promote Yourself

1. With the help of a publicist, no mediocrity is too ordinary to rise to greatness.
2. The job of a publicist is to paint the zeros after the score on pinball machines.
3. Therefore, you too are a valuable human being.

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