5 May 2002 - Answer Bot: refugees

Do you need answers by the lot? Ask the Instant Answer Bot! Other robots give you fewer than an open running sewer. Only I can give you more than an open running sore. Plus I’m fully sanitary and not in a sanitarium. Oh yes, you did have a question? You say there’s a crisis of crisis proportions, a mass epidemic big tidal wave of international refugees straining what you are pleased to call the “system”? That’s no crisis, that’s my wife—I mean, crises are acute, and this is chronic.

But to answer the question, it’s been my experience over billions—nay, trillions of nanoseconds that everyone is different. Every person who packs up and tracks off to flee the faster disaster needs their own individual answer. Do you want to hear my bulk rates?