29 April 2002 - Ariel Sharon’s thoughts

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Ariel Sharon’s Secret Thoughts, Theory A

I’ve been manipulating events since before I was elected, and everything has proceeded exactly according to plan. At every step, tension has ratcheted up, and now public opinion will support radical measures. So where’s my permanent solution?

Theory B

They’re not listening. Fire again!

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