Traffic engineers know that when the smooth flow of traffic breaks down, accidents are more likely. This is little understood in Third World countries, where most residents have never experienced safe traffic. Scarce foreign aid euros must be allocated with GPS accuracy, so the the crash project should be to install modern, synchronized signals in the presidential palaces of Venezuela and Argentina.
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