3 April 2002 - worms of reconsideration

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Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

As the pressure-treated lumber of good intentions gradually poisons the beneficial worms of reconsideration in the organic garden of the repaved road to hell, currently routed via the Middle East, and the newspaper reports the same old violence every day, I can but wonder: Why do they call it a newspaper? That’s not news.

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