31 March 2002 - Easter songs

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Have you noticed that Easter songs are all written for small children? The Lyric Morphing Project needs your help today, to transform unwanted Christmas carols into valuable Easter tunes. Keep parents sane!

O Christmas Tree:
Oh Eastertide, oh Eastertide,
The breeze is sweet with deicide.

The Twelve Days of Christmas:
On the one day of Easter
The bunny gave to me
A pagan ceremony.

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