“What incompetence? We knew what was going to happen. They
messed up our spy plane, last April. We can neither confirm
nor deny that we messed up their plane, but ha ha, look how
many of their own guys they’re arresting!”
— a CIA counter-counter-counter-counter-intelligence officer
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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