30 October 2001 - bin Laden 2

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The B-Movie Continues

reporter: Of course, uh, you won’t do anything to turn the media against you?
Osama bin Laden: The dead as the living are in Allah’s eye. Allow me to explain the two possible outcomes of our little underground action. First, with your help, the infidel may weary of the struggle.
reporter: I—I’ve devoted my life to breaking the morale of the smug.
bin Laden: Good. Second, if this does not occur, then as the cause is just, the faithful will arise to set things right. We will break the world and make it new. Henchman!
reporter: I—please!
evil henchman: Firing squad again, sir?
bin Laden: Oh, do be creative.

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