A. I told you, that can’t happen. The 12-year-old computer geniuses
won’t stand for it.
B. They promised upheaval at the fall of the Soviet Union, too,
but it only affected the Soviet Union. No problem.
C. I’ll stock up on pretzels and wait it out.
D. I told you, I’ll retire. Our robot masters will assure
the stability of the important institutions, like the stock market.
the Daily Whale
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